fullmetalfisting:

Obsessed with the idea of like some guy from Queens meeting a vampire and referring to him as “a dracula” like. “hey buddy I ain’t lettin no Dracula into my house” and the vampire being on the cusp of a migraine going “that was ONE guy. I don’t call all you humans Bill Clintons” and the guy from queens being like “hey hey don’t try an do no Dracula hypnotism on me” and then you know they explore each other’s bodies

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