rightdowntherabbithole:

teamjacobthot:

teamjacobthot:

@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

• smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003
• smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight
• twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon
• e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe
• master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)
• the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular
• fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role
• the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off
• dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down
• people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees
• ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years

no because i think we’re forgetting some important history