spruce-wayne:

sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

abbf26:

sailor-arashi:

12-amu:

abbf26:

the news is bad sometimes

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Okay but what’s the phone

As advertised:

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thats what cain used to kill abel

Okay but for real think of the possibilities.

  • People in remote areas (both recreationally and living) - hiking or dangerous areas if they’re lost, hurt, or scouting ahead
  • Homeless people
  • Disabled people (to alert for help or contact vital services
  • Areas of extreme poverty (see all above)
  • Lost people (either urban or rural) able to call for help
  • Somebody close to death able to record all final thoughts (either injured, terminal, trapped, or unable to have constant medical care)
  • Children always able to call for help
  • Abused people - hiding a phone without worrying about it needing to be recharged

it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business

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