how would you die in willy wonka's chocolate factory
Anonymousid lie to his face until he mustered up the courage to kill me himself
“no, i didnt eat any of your chocolate, old man,” i’d say, chocolate smeared across my mouth, and i’d get to watch him fume at the sight of it
gene wilder’s willy wonka is already filled with so much anger i think it would be very funny
i’m a skinny guy i wouldn’t get stuck in the pipes id go right through em. im also not stupid enough to chew the unfinished gum or try very hard to steal a squirrel or go through a tv for some fucking reason so i think i’ll be okay. there is nothing willy wonka can do to me in his factory that will get me killed. im an asshole and i deserve it but he won’t be able to do it. no, the guy would have to kill me himself
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